Lanny

An actual fake ass bitch. Hoe ass. Into white dudes because she's racist and doesn't talk to black people because she thinks they talk/smell weird.

Don't be a Lanny.

by pika pika bitch June 27, 2018

lanny barbie

bangin hot canadian pornstar. her french accent is ridiculously sexy. penthouse model. half-sister of another pornstar, kimberly franklin. her name is sometimes spelled lanni barbie, lanny barby.

i wanna do lanny barbie

by ballerific March 21, 2007

lanny lou

An intermediate-level 1980s rock'n'roll derived dance, most popular among girls with big butts.

I find girls who can lanny lou dance very attractive.

by Ladylike Dancer January 4, 2014

Dirty Lanny

When you have sex with a girl during her period and then wipe your bloody dick on her lip to give her a red moustache like Lanny McDonald, the legendary Calgary Flames hockey player.

My girl is on the rag so I gave her a Dirty Lanny last night.

by UrbanDick March 20, 2007

Loot Loving Lanny

A person that loves loot above all else, hates paying bills and or bar tabs. Saving money is priority number one... even above friendships, and other peoples well being.

Loot Loving Lanny lavishly loathes loaning.

by Lanny4Dollas January 19, 2009

Lanayah

Lanayah is strong, beautiful and the most caring person in the world. She doesn't like to spend other peoples money... you can count on her to get what she wants if she wants it. She cares for other people by listening carefully, and able to bring a sad person up, and even make them laugh non-stop. If she has to she can and will keep to herself. Don't make her mad because there is no doubt she will punch you in the face. She doesn't let anyone say anything bad about her. She can take care of problems by herself. She is the only person that can make you feel better if you're sad or hurt. Lanayah doesn't like to stay inside on her laptop all the time, she much rather go do something. Maybe even party it up. Lanayah can eat anything she wants, because she's not afraid of food. You will fall in love with from the moment you see her. And feel deeply in love with her because of her personality. Layanah is, and always be the best person in the world... You can't find and never will get anything better than Lanayah.

If you see Lanayah, just tell her she's the most amazing person in the world... and I want to be with her!

Lanayah is so great! I just got back from a Wendy's with her!

by OrangeCocaCola January 12, 2013

Lankybox

That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.

Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers

by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023