Latex Landmine

When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.

I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!

by D-Ram April 14, 2010

go fuck a landmine

To go insert your penis into a landmine until the landmine climaxes (Explodes)

Johnny: You dirty horse humping bitch
Soldier: Go fuck a landmine

by SpAz1131 September 10, 2013

vietnamese landmine

When you take a fat shit on someone's chest, and then proceed to smack it with all your strength.

I gave Sally a fat Vietnamese Landmine last night .

by The Pedo Definer May 25, 2018

Landmine Learning

When a child encounters an explicit or adult topic or phrase they don't understand, and they ask an adult about it, or regurgitate it in some fashion. In stead of calmly explaining to the child the adult nature of the topic or phrase, the adult "blows up" and punishes the child for being inappropriate, often not explaining why it's inappropriate.

Landmine Learning example:

Child- "Mommy, what's a dildo?"
Adult- "What?? Where did you hear that!?"
Child- "From a kid at school..."
Adult- "I don't ever want to hear you say that again. Go to your room!!!"

by Alexk44 May 6, 2020

Landmining

To put a spike, commonly tacks, into a fountain drink lid and then hiding it in the ground to be stepped on

I'm going to be landmining the beach today.

by Cobrastrike June 30, 2014

Landmines

A word used to describe thin ugly chicks.

Grenades = bigger ugly chick; Landmines = thinner ugly chick

-Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino"

by Roc18 July 30, 2010

Landline

A telephone or other telecommunication device that is stationary and connects to the network via traditional wiring. Wiring can include old telephone lines and fiber optic wiring. Device usually plugs into a wall jack.

"Dude, my cell's not working. Can I borrow your landline?"

by mahka42 December 28, 2005