landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

landmine

the thinner version of a grenade . a grenade but fairly thin

Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight

Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines

by YounqMoney July 30, 2010

landmine

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Landmine

A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.

Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.

by kelly888 September 25, 2012

landmine

A fresh dog egg hidden in a suburban lawn, which is often detonated by a lawnmower leading to untold misery.

when jim ran over a landmine his family cried for weeks

by the ghost of Samuel Johnson March 16, 2010

landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!

by Cds February 4, 2004

Landmine

a fart on an escalator or people mover that someone walks through unexpectedly.

I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.

Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.

by Stronger25 December 21, 2010