Land o Lakes High school

A sorry excuse for an institution of learning. Plagued with The Seasonal Flu, the November Sickness, senioritis, and Freshmen. The football team hasn't had a winning season since what seems like the Bush Administration. Junior thots block the halls in passing, freshmen screaming at lunch, and the Black Market run rampant. Never ending renovations, occasional fights, and juuling in the bathrooms makes this highschool the best in the area when compared to Sunlake}. Teachers are unable to teach, the food looks like the recycled waste of a vegan, the trophies are old and useless, and the Mellin Regime is eternal and ruthless. God can't save you if you go here. No one can.

Student 1: Where do you go to school?
Student 2: Land o Lakes High school
Student 1: *Slowly backs away and breaks into run*

by lolhs victim November 8, 2019

Land 'o' Lakes Girl

Defines a type of situation, object of art, etc. that involves something that endlessly repeats itself and/or recedes into infinity, just like the picture on the butter-box held by the lady on the Land 'o' Lakes dairy products label.

Cool guy #1, standing with his friend in a mirrored elevator that creates a multiple line of reflections: Jeez, dude --- talk about easy cloning! Scaryyyyy...!
Cool guy #2: Word, dude --- lucky for us it's just the Land 'o' Lakes Girl effect.

by QuacksO November 13, 2011

Land o lakes anniversary

Land o lakes anniversary is when on your one year anniversary you take the wedding cake you put in the freezer up your wifes(or husband’s) anal canal and fuck the shit out of it. Afterwards you take it out and force your dick down her(him) throat making her eat the cake off your dick and give her(him) some homemade iceing

Yo Johnny what are you doing for your one year anniversary

I’m gonna give her a land o lakes anniversary

by Hollywood67 April 3, 2026

land 'o' lake

A)the act of buttering someone else ass

B) refering also to the phrase buttering someones biscuit

What are u gonna do tonight im gonna land 'o' lake megan fox so hard

by nicances caldarro July 3, 2009

LandOLakes Face

When your butterface is all you have left after your face is washed off in a body of water like jumping in a pool or in the shower and people just want to fuck your body but not look at your face

I would prefer to bang KatSav from behind, so I don’t have to look at her LandOLakes face after she swam in the pool.

by Sir Issac neutron dance April 8, 2026

LandOLakes Face

When your butterface is all you have left after your face is washed off in a body of water like jumping in a pool or in the shower and people just want to fuck your body but not look at your face

I would prefer to bang KatSav from behind, so I don’t have to look at her LandOLakes face after she swam in the pool.

by Sir Issac neutron dance April 8, 2026