Lampshade

when people eat wierd unknown things

Brittney likes to give nick lampshades on christmas

by loverfun678 August 10, 2011

Lampshade

Lampshade: kinky sex.
Lameshading: To have kinky sex.

Jill: What would you like to do after dinner?
Alex: Figured we could take a long walk on the beach, while watching the sunset go down. Then afterward we could lampshade.
Jill: You're such a dork, can we just skip to the lampshading?

by Mikes like woah July 21, 2008

Lampshaded

To be very drunk. Proof that almost any noun can be followed by "ed" to describe being under the influence of alcohol.

"It's Friday afternoon, lets go to the pub and get lampshaded."

by Mr. Cube April 2, 2008

lampshade

A person who makes you feel less bright (more retarded) when you're around him/her.

Nate: He's a regicidal bigot if I've ever seen one.
John: Stop being a lampshade, you douchebag.

by JohnBoy2 March 25, 2008

lampshade

An expression used to avert awkward situations/conversations.

Girl #1:blah blah ... and then I got my period and my day just got all the way worse...

Andrew: So... what's the deal with lampshades?

by triny_dmr April 20, 2010

lampshade

1. (n) a decorative piece in one's apartment that was once a human being; usually in the apartment of a complete weirdo who blows up your phone all day, tells you they want to marry you after the first week, and idolizes Ed Gein

2. (n) a waste of life; an individual that feels they are nothing more than a piece of furniture in their apartment because they have absolutely no energy from exerting themselves the night before

1. "Be careful on your blind date, I don't want you to be turned into a lampshade!!" / "I didn't work real hard my whole life to end up in aisle 18 of Wal-Mart, on sale for 19.99."

2. "I feel like a lampshade today."

by smashleigh91 July 29, 2009

lampshade

insertion of a cranium into a vagina. spread labia lips apart w/ hand and smash head inside.

Galvy - what kind of Gel are you using?
Badia - actually it's slime left from last night, I wore my GF like a fuggin hat
Galvy - you mean you gave her a lampshade?
Badia - safe.

by The Pinky Pig October 30, 2006