Lameternet

An internet connection that is being lame.

"Wat a lamternet!"
"Oh my god! this connection is lameternet!"

by TheMasterWarriorSheep April 12, 2009

lampeteer

the profession of turning on and off lamps frequently; knowing the types of switches and knobs on lamps to turn them on

"I'm a professional lampeteer."

by hankpanky November 14, 2011

lampster

When you're as red as a lobster and as tall or long as a lamp!

Your boyfriend comes home and is super sunburnt and when he takes his hat off there's a line where the red starts. Looks like the top of a lamp. And if he is tall, he is a complete lampster!

by Sassykat May 22, 2014