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lesbitarian

Joking name for Unitarians. This "religion" is split evenly by gender, but their actions embody the lesbian spirit. Churchgoers roll up in their Subaru/Volvo wagons wearing flannel after eating large bowls of granola.

Their social action furthers the justification for "Lesbitarian". They are more than tolerant of sexual deviants, and in fact encourage it in the name of freedom and diversity.
Where is that flotilla of station wagons full of flannel shirt-wearers going?

They're late for Lesbitarian church.
by TreeWeezel September 2, 2011
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Lesbitarian

I'm a strict vagitarian! I used to be dude, but then I realized what some of those are injected with, and decidided to go pure Lesbitarian
by Old Grey Beard February 5, 2010
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Lesbitarian

Anything that is chosen to be eaten, drunk, worn, or anything that a lesbian would have. Anything a lesbian owns is a lesbitarian item of hers.
Lesbian : Do you want a Sobe?

Guy : No, i'll pass those are lesbitarian drinks.
by n.wynne92 March 22, 2010
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Lambatarian

A person who only and solemnly eats lamb not any other meat based or meat products
Hey I'm LAMBATARIAN
by Your.nann December 2, 2020
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lambatarian

A person who solemnly and only eats lamb due to a religion or personal beliefs
Hey I'm LAMBATARIAN
by Your.nann December 2, 2020
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lametarian

a person who only eats things that are lame (aka those tht are incapable of walking). The food that lameterians eat includes vegetables, fruits, mushrooms, veal (veal is allowed because the baby cows are fattened so much that they can no longer walk), eggs (because the eggs cannot walk), most seafood (except crabs and lobsters) and snakes.
Dustin: "I cannot eat that lamb meat; I'm a lametarian"
Sketchy Chef: "hmm.... here's some veal instead"
by Blaine the Sledgehammer November 29, 2010
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