Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

Lamont wasted

A variation of white boy wasted that is exponentially greater. It involves drinking one less alcoholic beverage than it takes to kill someone. It is characterized by puking anywhere and everywhere, groping people, and being all around out of control.

Hey did you see Mike last night?

Yeah! He was Lamont wasted!

by Krusty2718 December 29, 2011

Lamont The Owl

A Type Of Owl Who Consumes Many Foods, Drinks And Robs Banks With His Partner In Crime Quandale Dingle and With His Uncle Quandalian Dingleson As They Run A Doughnut Shop In New York City.

My Names Quandale Dingle With My Uncle Quandalian Dingleson And With My Favorite Pet Lamont The Owl

by Lamont The Owl April 4, 2022

Lafonso

A very cool down to earth dude. Great sense of humor. Never speaks of your secrets. Very open and someone everyone loves and wants to be around. Easy to fall in love with yet hard to get over.

I can tell Lafonso anything and trust him with my life not to tell!

by ILoveWaffleHouse March 21, 2009

chris labontony

Chris Labontony is a kid, who "drinks his beer with a chaser." He is such a weakling, he has to mix Coors Light with Pepsi, because he can't handle the taste of beer. He also gets high from one hit of weed, and totally trips the hell out and won't stop laughing. When he's intoxicated, he tries to make out with every girl at the party and gets rejected.

Look at that Chris Labontony, he can't even walk straight. He is such a party foul.

by Tony di Domenico August 21, 2017

Bishop Lamont

The man who will save the West Coast and lay that Dirty South crunk bullshit to rest. With Dre behind him he will be a very large success. As he says in a very ill song "No Stoppin Carson"

"The CPT hook up with Carson DA on the map now the whole hood hoppin, Dre got my back so there ain't no stoppin"

Yo dog, you listen to Bishop Lamont? His shit runs deep.

by WESTSIDEBESTSIDE January 23, 2009

lavonte

a person that looks like a hottie but turns out too be a heart breaker although he can bee very sweet when he wants too bee but he is a very shy person he is an awsome guy when you see the other side of him he isnt the guy u think he is but you would be suprised!! he is cute, funny, smart, sweet, amazing, but he is kinda rude when hee say's something you dont want too hear you would start too adventually cry cause he would get too you..!

wow look at lavonte he is soo finee.

but lavonte is a heart breaker i hear!

by t.l.r August 4, 2010