ladyboy

Transvestite; a young male dressed as an attractive girl, often practising as a prostitute.

Back in his room, he discovered she was a ladyboy. But as he'd already paid, he thought he'd better make the best of it. It was the best head he'd ever had.

by starflier December 8, 2003

ladyboy

an androgynous looking guy. a man with delicate features and slight build who is well dressed.

“man, that ladyboy model dude is getting way more attention from hot girls than the buff obnoxious guy who claims to be an expert…”

by star of the show August 22, 2022

ladyboner

A hypothetical boner on a woman. The term is, obviously, used only in speech and cannot be shown physically; it is intangible.

In text messages, for example:

Person: Does this turn you on?

You: Noooo... (hides ladyboner)

by machine21@crossfade April 2, 2011

ladyboys the matinee

Mildly tourettic term used by men to break any kind of silence in any kind of circumstance.

Sometimes simply 'ladyboys' (or ladyboys the matinee) can be used to replace proper nouns to spice up a sentence.

History
'Ladyboys the matinee' has developed over time from its humble origins in an episode of "I'm Alan Partridge" in which he utters the sentence: "tell me about the ladyboys".

It stood alone (i.e. as ladyboys), for a year or so before the release of 'Dark of the Matinee' by Franz Ferdinand in which "ladyboys the matinee" was sung as a replacement for the correct wording.

Taking the first sound from a word and sticking a ladyboys on the front of it can achieve an answer without losing its original meaning.

Example: Am having ladyboys 'acon for my ladyboys 'eakfast..
= Iam having bacon for my breakfast.

Derivatives that serve the same purpose =
Matinee army?
Matinee menu?
Ronanee.

Scott: Desperate times call for desperate ladyboys the matinees.

Karl: Ladyboys the matinee ?
Scott: Aye, Ladyboys the matinee.

If we took a ronanee,
Took some time to matinee.

by Malcolm Alcock And Karl Wolfington September 16, 2008

Ladyboy

Very feminine girl born Male whom you will often see walk around Sukhumvit in Bangkok, and everywhere in Thailand town and countryside. More often than not has fake eyelashes and a nice set of generous boobs. Not all of them are on hormones, but a lot are.

Very feminine, more beautiful than girls.

Some proceed to have a full gender reassignment surgery, but only the fewest.

-Wow. You're friend is so stunning.

-Yes. She's a ladyboy she's been working this bar for 2 years now she almost always goes home with a customer.

by Dave Bondy October 9, 2020

asian ladyboy

A person or persons from Asia whom usually is bought from a rich, cracka and is used for sexual favors and has a strategically placed penis where his/her vagina should normally be. Usually bought from a poor Asian family in a large city. Related: transvesite, tranny, shemale, hermaphrodite.

I bought this crazy hot Asian Ladyboy from a cracka in NYC.

by G-Man March 14, 2004

Ladyboner

When a lady gets aroused and her tits become hard. Also may refer to her clit becoming engorged or pussy becoming wet.

I messed around with my gf before I got on my computer today, and my fingers are stained with the reak of her vag. Also I bit her titties really hard and gave her a massive Ladyboner.

by BustaHymen September 8, 2011