lavatious

Having to use the lavatory

I'm so lavatious right now after all that Chipotle.

by thelexer September 4, 2014

Lazytidus

A syndrome when someone is too lazy to work.

Covid-19 had people sent home from work and got paid to stay home. When they were called to go back to work, they developed lazytidus. Too lazy to work because they got use to being paid to stay home and do nothing.

by Nagou September 24, 2020

Lactatious

Big boobiesss

Lily is so lactatious

by Beee_33 May 18, 2022

Luctious

Adjective
To be good or enjoyable
Usually used in Britain as slang

‘That cake was luctious’

by Theodore Applebee July 1, 2023

Lacticous

Baby humans naturally need milk for growing. When this milk is provided on tap via the mother's teet. When the baby attaches it's (toothless) mouth to the female nipple like it was the Tootsie Pop owl, the nerve endings on mom's boob positively react to the sucking sensation in a weird but pleasurable way by producing lactose (breast milk). This happens because the mother likes how it feels and because it's feels weirdly sexual, her brain tells her that her baby needs this milk to live and it's totally normal. This contradictory feeling leaves the mother feeling lacticuos.

When something is weird but normal (oftentimes metaphorically).

When the Disc Golfer became frustrated was told an 18 hole course would cost real money to play, but only until he was told a golf cart would be included. This left him feeling very lacticous.

by Baul Punyan December 14, 2023

Lactaious

Containing lots/much lactose

This milk is nice and lactaious

by Lactaiousmooshroomcow February 23, 2026