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Lithuanian Lactic Monster

The gruesome and horrendous act involving 3 men and 1 woman. Before this act, each member takes laxatives for the best experience. One man is going down into the shit hole, another into the mouth, and the third is on tity duty. As soon as they’re all about to climax, they all shit and mold it into a monster and splurge onto it. The 3 men then proceed to freeze the monster with the cum on it. As soon as it’s frozen, they use it as a dildo and pleasure the woman with it.
“We need one more person for our Lithuanian Lactic monster, are you down?”
by Cape68 February 28, 2026
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My cheeks are full of lactic acid

The act of laughing so hard that your cheek muscles' anaerobic respiration goes into overdrive and overflows with lactic acid as a result.
hahaha, alan you're so funny my cheeks are full of lactic acid.
by a little laughter April 6, 2021
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Lactifucking

The act of infusing a person's anus with warm milk for the enjoyment of the receiver. Typically, a lightweight aluminum funnel is used to carry out the milk infusion in an orderly fashion.
My boyfriend allowed me to lactifuck him once, and now he is totally hooked on it. Doesn't want regular sex anymore, just hot milk in his ass. Boy, this lactifucking is a dangerous game!
by Alpro April 28, 2013
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Laeticia

A Laeticia is a wonderful person. Always extremely kind and funny. You are very lucky if you have a Laeticia as a close friend. She’s also very sensitive. The type of person who digs deep into other people’s words, overthinking about what they said. Internally and emotionally weak. Don’t piss a Laeticia off. She might never come back.
Person: “Laeticia, you can’t date that person he’s ugly!”

Laeticia *squints her eyes and finds the real definition of this*
by TikTokSuckMeCock March 27, 2019
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Latichino

An asian or Asian-American who wants to become a Latina or Latino.
My Taiwanese friend Connie speaks fluent Spanish and aims to become a Latichino.
by richardc020 August 23, 2010
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Laticia

Laticia is a beautiful girl and a fabulous friend to have. I guarantee she will have your back no matter what. She loves athletics, has an amazing voice and she is very smart. Although you might not think she’s listening she always is and that will stay with her for a lifetime. Let’s not forget her amazing booty. Laticia is a savage and likes to have a laugh more than once in a while but when it comes to it she will put her mind to what she believes in and never gives up.
I love Laticia she is such a savage!
Ikr!!!
#savage #bestie
by Lola Hicks November 5, 2019
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lactie

making dairy-free cake is for lacties
by irenetrollin October 21, 2011
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