Larkmanite

a person hailing from the a council estate named 'The Larkman' in Norwich, UK. The women will usually be found adorning large amounts of cheap gold jewelry often purchased at F H Hinds on St. Stephens street situated very conveniently near to ARGOS, poundland and Iceland - all places a Larkmanite is likely to be found. The men generally stay at home and play on their PSP's the more fortunate will often own a moped on which they will ride around Norwich city centre. Residents of the Larkman tend to stick together and rarely wonder far from the estate - they keep it in the family and have a motto for meeting ones partner - 'Why cross the street when you can cross the hall',

A. Look at those scummy people who are they?...
B. They are Larkmanites from the Larman estate - do not look them directly in the eyes (this is totaly dependant on them having two working eyes)

by Beaver... October 17, 2008

Lockman

An indestructible force that can only be stopped by god himself.It's safe to say Lockman is no human but appears to take the appearance of one. Lockman has completed many great feats like bench pressing the weight of the earth while playing Fortnite and defeating Thanos with a mere thought.He wears a John Wick suit but his face is unknown to many, they die as soon as they appear only Goku was strong enough to see he had a suit on before dying.No mere mortal is able to see he has a suit on because they die instantly.

"Yeah i'd break he- wait a minute, Lockman?!?!"
"Let's just give up it's Lockman"
"Holy shit he just gave that guy anal prolapse by looking at him!!! run!!!"

by Lockman the all powerful May 22, 2019

lackanookie

a frequent and sometime fatal disease, its causes are lack of use of the male or female organs resulting in hairy palms and wheezing.

Caleb finds extreme discomfort between his legs due to lackanookie,

by MBN September 20, 2004

LACKANOOKIE

Translation from Hawaii. Lack of sexual activity aong males.

Im suffering from LACKANOOKIE.

by JIMBO October 8, 2003

Larkman King

Title awarded to man in charge on the Larkman Estate, Norwich, UK. King of the Larkmanites, the big man.

Guy #1 - who's that twat
Guy #2 - watch it mate, that's the Larkman King, show some respect.

by KingWeasel October 25, 2018

Lockman

The middle Lockman who struggles to live up to his brothers legacy. He's that short guy thats usally always there and you can call anytime for advice and is over all a great guy and not a pig like other guys

Lockman

by Unknownangel April 28, 2009

lankman

a skinny person of greater stature than 6 feet, or a having long arms and legs like an orangatang.

Donald is such a lankman he touchs the ground when he walks.

Hofer just knocked over that vase with his lanky arms...what a lankman

Have you seen the way hofer dances..its very gangly, hes a bit of a lankman

by dylan alcafaras November 9, 2007