lamassu

Babylonian protective demon with a bull's body, eagle's wings, and a human head.

During the Neo-Assyrian Empire (c.883-612), large monumental bulls, often with wings and always with human heads, were placed as gateway guardians at the entrances of royal palaces like Khorsabad and Nineveh. The general idea behind them was that they warded off evil.

They combine the strength of a bull, the freedom of an eagle, and the intelligence of a human being Usually, they have five legs.

-Who was that on the phone?

-Ali. She said she was in California and she saw a building with lamassus on the roof.

-You think she was high?

-Most definitely.

by Lez-be-friends January 26, 2010

lagasse alarm

It doesn't just have to be semen, it can be any liquid or powdered substance. Salt, pepper, sugar, hot sauce, anything goes.

The USMC drill sergeant has just woken up an oversleeping cadet by setting off the Lagasse alarm, throwing pepper on the man's face.

"BAM! Wake up, maggot! Just who the hell do you think you are? Rip Van Winkle? Get up, take a shower, dress up, and catch your sorry carcass up with the rest of the others who are apparently better evolved primates than you are! Yeah!"

by Mark H July 11, 2004

labossomy

The act of getting your brain retrained/removed to become the boss.

My new boss had to get a labossomy in order to get his

promotion.

by imbrbing April 6, 2012

LAASS

1. Acronym that stands for Life Altering Ass
2. An ass that is so fine your life is altered in some way, shape, or form

Joey: Look at that LAASS!
Bob: Holy shit! That changes my perspective on life all together

by hot_chocolate January 11, 2014

lobasso

Anyone with this last name is REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY short.

OMG! That Lobasso kid is SO SHORT

by Aprle October 17, 2020

Lacasse

Medieval French for "the Bar Fighter"

"He fights in bars alot"
"typical Lacasse"

by Raoden February 20, 2010

Lagasse

A boy that you've been through everything with. They know you in and out. They can tell when something is wrong, and they can usually help you feel better. They're attractive. They're hysterically funny and have the best sense of humor. They're smarter than the average bear in some areas. A boy you love unconditionally.

Did you see that Lagasse? I love Lagasses.

by ThatsThatShitIDontLike August 8, 2012