lowest of keys

Involved with low key. To keep something really quite; never talk about it.

On the lowest of keys tho, I think she's a bitch.

by Gswizzle February 12, 2015

Lowesfest

The all-day block party in the legendary GHETTO (student neighborhood) at the University of Dayton, Ohio. Founded in 1978,the largest university student neighborhood in the country shuts down Lowes Street for an all day mind-blowing college block party. It is a common rule that every house on Lowes street must provide (at the very least)the amount of kegs equal to the last number of their address. Generally, houses go way above and beyond that rule as UD students are notoriously known for drinking outsiders "under the table". Lowesfest reached its Peak in the early 90s when the metropolitan city of Dayton's entire police force could not keep the college students in check. The party here became so infamous it was even featured on David Letterman. The event has currently been banned in the past 4 years.

- lowesfest

by Ohio Herald January 9, 2009

Loveswept

Loveswept has the same meaning of "in love". So it means that you really love someone, that you've really fallen in love with someone !

Damn, ain't crazy when you're loveswept?

by HugoRobyn August 26, 2009

Lowest Common Denominator

1. The number underneath in a fraction after simplification

2. A dumbass or a group of dumbasses

1. "I got half marks in that maths test because I didn't simplify to the lowest common denominator"

2. "I got into a fight with a group of the lowest common denominator, mate"

by psychedelic_fuzz June 18, 2007

Lowes before Hos

When a man prefers the company of his tools, hotrod upgrades or home improvement projects over the company of women.

Hey honey, do you want to the mall? Nah, I gotta date with a case o' beer and my car upgrades. These aren't going to install themselves. You're always under you car! When are you going to spend time with me? Lowes before hos baby... Lowes before hos.

by mattyboyee January 18, 2009

Lowest Common De-nom-nom

when a group gathers and tries to compromise on an appropriate dining spot, the differences in desired cuisines leads to everyone settling on a standard diner that nobody wanted to eat at in the first place. They have settled for the lowest common de-nom-nom

Joe- who's up for chinese?
Steve- nah man. im in the mood for mexican
Danny- no thanks. I'm not in the mood for diarrhea. Italian?
Steve- Had it last night. besides, im allergic to wheat. Theres a nice steak joint down the block...
Joe- Im vegetarian, so fuck you. What about bon cuisine, down on 5th?
Danny- fuck you rich boy. I can't spend $40 on a piece of salmon. Denny's?
Joe + Steve- fuck you.

Joe- Fuck it. we're going to marge's country diner.

Steve- fine. they got everything and they're dirt cheap
Danny- like your mom. I guess. It seems to be the lowest common de-nom-nom.

by weird harmonica player August 9, 2010

Lowes’ PPE

Instead of actually finding proper PPE, just close your eyes and get over it.

Guy 1 - What the fuck man! Where is your welding mask?

Guy 2 - Dude, don’t worry. I’m wearing Lowes’ PPE.

Guy 1 - Jesus Christ man, you just stared at the weld!

Guy 2 - I’m over it.

by evn April 21, 2019