Lon Lon Milk

Appearing often in a collect group of the wildly popular games: The Legend of Zelda, Lon Lon Milk is a delicious drink with seemingly magical healing effects. Each bottle full contains two servings and will heal five hearts per serving. It is produced by cows from the Lon Lon Ranch, and in Ocarina of Time, can be bought from Talon, or won in his Super Cucco game. However, there is an alternative to this. Simply play Epona's Song in front of any cow, and it will give you some Lon Lon Milk if you are carrying an empty Bottle.

Would you like some Lon Lon Milk?

by Madiliontracks May 6, 2009

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The Lon

When a sexual partner sticks your own finger(s) in your own asshole, against your will, during sex; generally occurs in the 'doggy style' position. Also known as Lonned and Lonning.

"We we're getting it on in the car last night when he flipped me over and gave me 'The Lon'."

by Nanzi October 12, 2013

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Lon Lon Milk

A drink containing THC that will get you high asf. This drink is made by boiling bongs in milk so the resin will dissolve into the milk. This is usually done by desperate people.

"Hey after we smoke the rest of this bowl, would you like to make a gallon of lon lon milk?"

by Rub3rpu3r June 8, 2021

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lonned

Of or pertaining to misfortune.

Variations include:
lon
lonning
lonnie
lonning around (completely different meaning)

1. Gerry and Gerry got lonned when they were traveling on the way to the "thing" and they got lost in the desert and Gerry ended up killing the other Gerry.

by Roost3r July 8, 2005

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