LOMBARD 

Stands for Lots Of Money But A Real Dickhead -- a rich guy who acts like a jerk.

Dawn: So how'd your date go ;last night with our town's most eligible bachelor?
Donna: Not well - he looks like a good carch, but he's oo much of a a real LOMBARD for me!

LOMBARD by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 5, 2018

Lombard 

Lombard is a slang term for the best weed around

“Yo he has straight Lombard”

Lombard by Tickle tickle squirt January 18, 2019

Lombard 

Someone who is socially awkward but also unaware of their awkwardness. They are unaware so much to the point that they are outspoken and assume that they are being interesting and or original.

Alex really said out loud that he was happy people were taking pictures of his car, what a Lombard.

Lombard by Master4ndy March 31, 2022

Lombard 

The sexual act of one getting into a circle of men and women above 300Lbs, who all have diarrhoea, and wrestling your partner whilst skat is constantly being thrown at you. The winner of the wrestling gets to have sex with the other.

Hey sarah! I challenge you to a lombard

Lombard by lombard455 January 6, 2025

Lombard’s Way

Strategy. When offered two or more reasonable and practical approaches to a challenge, “Lombard’s Way” would be to strategically choose a third, unreasonable or impractical response. (Orig. from J. M. Lombard’s seminal work: Spear warfare in the age of tanks”)

Wing Man: “Dude, she is totally checking you out.”
Alpha Male: “What are my options?”
Wing Man: “I see two good approaches; 1) smile at her and introduce your self, or 2) ask her if you can buy her and her friends a drink. Both are strong.”
Alpha Male: “Excellent, and agreed. But I think I will kiss you instead for about 15 seconds.”
Wing Man: “Sweet strategy. Textbook use of Lombard’s Way.”

Lombard’s Way by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds February 13, 2019

Lombard Street

Located in east central San Fransisco, Lombard Street is known to be the "crookedest street in the world" with 8 sharp turns going down the steep slope

Lombard Street is cool when ur trying to ride ur bike down its path

Lombard Street by sebastoin pequot November 24, 2006

lombard, IL 

a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself

Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks

lombard, IL by me May 13, 2005