lolpinch

The act of accidentally clenching one's anus, while shitting, as a reflex action caused by something funny.

I was reading B3TA on the shitter, right, and the crudest of all crudely drawn cocks totally made me lolpinch.

by Tehnath December 14, 2010

lolphins

another way to spell LAWLPHINS, but not as cool as the previously mentioned word

see lawlphins for definition of lolphins

"OMG DID YOU SEE THAT EXPLOSION?!"
"YEAH! LOLPHINS!"

by theblondebeezy May 27, 2009

lolpain

The expression used whenever you see a noob get completely and utterly pwnt™ in a situation you could have prevented

Noob: Hey, is this safe?
You: erm... yes...
Noob: *pokes* *dies*
You: lolpain!

by Susan™ October 13, 2006

lolshinya

another word for earthquake i think

bob: why is the ground shaking
jimmy: THERES A LOLSHINYA MAGNITUDE 8.8

bob: FUCK, RUNNNNNNNNNNN

by buunnyrainy July 5, 2025