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lolcow

A lolcow is a person you get extensive laughs from, who doesn't know they are being made fun of. They can often think they are admired for what they are doing, but secretly are being laughed at constantly.
See that obese lady dancing on cam? She's such a lolcow.
by MrsKaylaKaulitz September 30, 2008
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Lolcow Wrangler

My friend Krystal is a lolcow wrangler. She plays videos of lolcows on YT and then links her cash app.
by romhack64 January 23, 2023
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Related Words
LOLCI lolcity LOLcialism lolciq loli lolcat Lolicon lolcow lolcakes lolcano

Shoulder Loli

One half of a symbiotic trope pairing, commonly found in Anime.

A shoulder loli can be found in it's natural habitat, riding atop the shoulders of it's 'strong man'.

The two play an intricate part in the other's life cycle.
A shoulder loli will use the strong man as protection from the wilds and dangerous inhabitants of.
Likewise, the strong man requires a shoulder loli to serve as a constant reminder of the existence of good and innocence in the world.
Noun
"Kenny set aside his shoulder loli, leaving her in a safe place while he demonstrated the full power of his bankai."

"Hoist up your shoulder loli and head off into adventure!"
by psilous June 8, 2018
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oppai loli

Japanese slang for younger girls with abnormally large breasts for their age, often featured in lolicon.
Friend 1: Is that lolicon? You're fucking sick, dude.

Friend 2: It's okay, because she's an oppai loli!

Friend 1: God damn it, you weeaboo faggot.
by TeaLobster13 July 20, 2011
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lolcat overload

When your hard drive has so many thousands of files of lolcats that your computer literally explodes.
Donny: Were living in this homeless shelter now because my dumbass brother had a lolcat overload.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.
by maxatron December 23, 2008
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Lolice

A noun used by the r/Animemes community to describe FBI/Police who would come for them after lewding lolis.
Shit. The lolice are here. HIDE THE HENTAI!
by TypeRegal May 26, 2018
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Loli

Loli has 3 definitions, arranged according to popularity. (Source at the bottom)

1. Loli - Young girl/Young-looking girl; age neutral; SFW by default. Its also used to describe a body type, age is ignored.

Its an abbreviation of Japanese colloquial word "Lolita", which has exactly the same meaning defined above. (Don't confuse it with the twisted American definition of "Lolita".)

2. Loli - Abbreviation of Lolita Fashion. example: goth-loli, wa-loli, hime-loli, etc.

The 'Lolita' in Lolita fashion is also derived from the same 'Lolita' defined in (1). Its a victorian style fashion mixed with Japan's kawaii culture.

3. Loli - Abbreviation of lolicon (Lolita Complex), which is an attraction to loli(1). The attraction can be non-sexual, or sexual. Barely anyone uses 'loli' as 'lolicon', to the point that no one actually knows that this definition even exist. Only used in a very specific context, or very 'special' kind of people.

Hentai sites doesn't actually use this definition in their tags, they use the first definition. Ironically, this is used by 'special' people in twitter, tiktok, and even facebook, just to fit their narrative that this word is a 'bad/derogatory' word, and will only spread this definition to others, ignoring the first and second definition.

Sources (google it):
jisho ロリ
jisho ロリータ
jisho ロリコン
wikipedia lolicon
wikipedia lolita fashion
pixiv dictionary ロリ
pixiv dictionary ロリコン
pixiv dictionary ロリィタファッション
Example 1:
Person A: "Finally! my loli(1) squad is complete!"
Person B: "noo! don't call them loli(3)! do you know it has sexual connotations?"
Person A: "huh? loli(1) means young girl/young-looking girl in my tweet. wtf are you talking about?"

Example 2:
Person A: "Don't you think this goth-loli (2) dress look cute?"
Person B: "uhmmm.... i think you should stop using the word loli(3)? Its a derogatory word."
Person C: "omg someone's is offended over a fucking fashion style."
by ChibikkoJanaiYo November 29, 2021
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