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LOLcat Bible

Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).

The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible
by fettfan91 March 15, 2010
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LOLbated

OMFG I totally just LOLbated.
by mtPoopsAlot April 26, 2017
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lolatchu

Gerard Way: Holy fuck man, I just cut my balls open with a razor because I was trying to clip my pubes!

Frank Iero: ...lolatchu.
by Vanessa Castillo June 6, 2007
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lolcat

The phenomenon of pasting captions in large text onto pictures of cats. The captions are a specific blend of:

1) txt msg text (shortcuts like "ur" for "your")
2) bad English-Asian translations (like the classic "all your base are belong to us")
3) common typing mistakes (like "!!!!1" and "ZOMG" and "teh")
4) misspellings (like "cheeze")
5) spam shortcuts (like substituting "5" for "S" and "3" for "e")
May I have some food, please?

might translate to, in lolcats:

i can has t3h kibbls plz??
by Monica Byrne December 9, 2008
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Lolbant

what is written on someones profile when they are banned from a forum.
Person 1: I hear Brunton got banned from the forum for being a pedo.

Person 2: Lolbant
by The 2.0 December 15, 2008
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Lolcatwill

The messiah who made his server lolcatcord as an offshoot of Apandah's discord server trap house. The reason for the server was due to thr banning of people posting memes that were deemed "offensive."
Man lolcatwill is such a cool guy.
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Lolational

Used to describe something funny like, lolation but a different version.
"Mattaldinho is FUNNY"
"Yeah, he's lolational"
by Mattaldinho December 9, 2008
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