LOL

The acronym which stands for 'licking orifices lately'. Often used by people to determine the exact number of orifices someone has licked over the period of approximately 2 weeks.
tom: "hey brian have you been LOL?"
brian: "yeah tom i do that every day haha LOL"
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A term often seen in text messages, typically used when the sendee is too polite to tell the sender what they really feel about them or generally written in the absence of personality. Very contagious phrase. Lol.
message sender 1: Hey. Lol. How are you?
message sender 2: Good. Lol
message sender 1: Lol
message sender 2: Lol
by Phyllis Birkenfloyd February 04, 2009
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Usually means "Laugh out loud" but has been misinterpreted to mean "Lots of laughs" and in eastern Pennsylvania "Lezbien on Lezbien". Add extra "ol"s if multiple partners are involved. 3=LOLOL.
Dude 1 "Those two girls are going out."
Dude 2 "LOL!"
by Mayo Master April 01, 2008
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Chatspeak for "laughing out loud". Often overused. Say it when you have nothing else to say, for it can spur discussion.
user 1: LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!
user 2: What are you laughing at?
user 1: I just thought of an inside joke! ROFL!
user 2: Wow. Fascinating.
by PhantomPhan December 30, 2005
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LOL means low on limbs. It refers to someone who is missing one or more limbs.
My brother stepped on a mine in Vietnam, leaving him LOL.
by bukow799 March 23, 2011
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Stands for Laugh Out Loud or Laughing Out Loud. This is commonly used throughout text/the internet, used to express amusement between other people. LOL is not to be confused with Lots of Love, which can often lead to awkward/bad moments if the two get mixed up.*
1. Did you see the fat guy at the mall?
omg yes! lol!!!!

2. I'm so very sorry to hear of your grandfather's passing. LOL!*
by MonkeyMonkeySCREAM July 21, 2009
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A handy signpost that morons can charitably use online to inform others that they are, in fact, a moron.
Moron: "wut lol"
Intelligent world: /ignore
by JackSlack February 11, 2008
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