logrolling

Masturbation. Exclusively masturbation of men or boys, since "log" is another word for penis.

Phone sex convo between two gay male politicians:

Gay Politician 1: Maybe later we can go back to my place and I can take your census.
Gay Politician 2: Only if you'll filibuster.
Gay Politician 1: Reapportion me, baby
Gay Politician 2: Oh I'll do it, you carpetbagger.
Gay Politician 1: Porkbarrel me!
Gay Politician 1: There's some logrolling going on... IN MY PANTS.
Gay Politician 2: You want PROPORTIONAL REPRESENTATION?
Gay Politician 1: I think I have a majority of your ass.
Gay Politician 2: Oh man, I think I just lost my seat.
Gay Politician 1: I'm about to incumbent!
Gay Politician 2: Errg. Oh YEAH! This session of congress is now over.
Gay Politician 1: Care to adjourn, then?
Gay Politician 2: I just did.
Gay Politician 1: Can we call a special session?
Gay Politician 2: As long as you give me your soft money.

by Mark H August 17, 2004

Logrande

Total Boss
The one who raises all hell.
Loves Parties
Is a great kisser
Gorgeous inside and out

Mark: "hey you know that LoGrande Family?"

Janice: "hell yea the middle child's the boss!"

by :P the boss October 8, 2011

Lograsso'd

To get way too drunk in the first 15 minutes or so of a party

Did you see Tom? He was so Lograsso'd before anyone even showed up!

by Lamp The Cretin November 6, 2010

Logre

A foul smelling ogre that never shaves or cuts his hair

1:) That Logre will grind your bone to make his bread.
2:) Beardguy-Luke is a stinky-goat-eating Logre.
3:) Look at N00bvotny as he makes love to the Logre! Such vigor!

by Natler July 31, 2008

logroll

Basically it means that you are unstoppable and why would we stop ourselves.

Bitch, I'm logrolling.. Better find someone else to cry on!

by hungrybologna October 14, 2010

lograt

When someone scavenges wood for a log burner

Terry keeps taking wood that he doesn't need for his fire the lograt

by wood man June 8, 2016

LoGrow

Indian, from a commerce background, very social, supports and encourages those with skills.

Vocal for local. Prefers handmade and homemade. Hangs out with the product makers.

I am logrow when it comes to shopping.

by LoGrow November 24, 2021