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Derwin Lawson

The God of Coding. The man with powerful wisdom and knowledge of programs and codes from the most popular website in the Universe, Code.org. He is also considered a Legendary PokeHawk that can be found wandering the Halls in the afternoon.
"I worship Daddy Derwin Lawson the Almighty god of coding. I worship him every night before I go to bed"
by NWCTA_Vocab March 27, 2019
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Lawsowned

During the 2011 HP Touchpad craze, a trailer park hillbilly ran a possible scam company under his last name: Lawson Electronix. The company managed to string its customers like sheep for an unheard of amount of time, while they suffered from Stockholm syndrome. He refunded some, and may have left others hanging. The punch line? He didn't deliver the product and even duped more customers into VOLUNTARILY giving him their money again.

In short, to be Lawsowned, is a more narrow version of getting pwned. Specifically it is used on the idiots that defended their executioner.
Dude: "Yo, onSale didn't come through for me last year during the Touchpad sale."

Dude2: "Lucky for me, I opted for Lawson's waiting list. Been on it for 8 months now. Almost there!"

Dude: "Hey asshole, you just got Lawsowned!"
by Galois September 14, 2011
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Lawson

Being a Lawson is a gift. He is awesome, hot, and very athletic. He is a very smart person and has a lot of friends. Everybody loves him. Everybody wants to be him. He always has a good and positive personality. He is very good at sports, especially in swimming.
He is so Lawson.

Lawson is so cool.

You just pulled a Lawson.
by Law-superman December 27, 2016
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Lmcso

Man: Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Woman: Lmcso
by Satan with a Perm May 3, 2010
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Hailey Lawson

She is the most beautiful girl in the world she makes my head spin I love her so much I'll do anything for her
by Who mans is this😱 😜 January 11, 2017
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Nigella Lawson

A ridiculously attractive, sexy British TV chef. There are other British TV chefs, but she is definitely the most enjoyable to watch. Her dialogue is easier to follow than that of Jamie Oliver (who talks like he is on acid), and she doesn't have the crass vocabulary of Gordon Ramsay. She is especially popular with males aged 18-40, and if you ever watch one of her shows you will see why. Basically she possesses an incredible bust, and has a sensual demeanor that makes her hot, even when cutting onions or scaling a fish.

Her recipes are actually pretty neat too.
I don't normally watch cooking shows, but I make an exception if it has Nigella in it

I would rather spend a day with Nigella Lawson than a whole week with Megan Fox. Megan is fine, but Nigella is fiiiiiiner
by sahboh11 November 30, 2011
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lmsoyf

I want you to lmsoyf 💦😉
by Urmomishorny January 19, 2020
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