Lmaonaise 

the true defention of Lmaonaise is when a young 17 year old summerschool nazi in training (N.I.T) laughs so hard he produces a mixture of menstrual blood and from his mangina once a month at a rate of 14 mL/minute

dude look! ...cameron lmaonaised all over mr czechman

Lmaonaise by fromper October 22, 2008

Lmaonaise 

A form of laughable substance to enhance any kind of artificial chewing substance.

This artififial chewing substance would be much better if I added my Lmaonaise

Lmaonaise by Nageek August 4, 2006

lmaonaise 

Laughing so much

That was funny, lmaonaise

lmaonaise by Bentley Price February 28, 2009

Lmayonaise 

An evolved version of lmao often used by advance creatures

Guy:"your mom bi"

Girl:"lmayonaise"

Lmayonaise by Thecarljr's July 11, 2018

lmaonade 

derived from the acronym lmao, it is a stupid spinoff which makes no sense, but is pronounced "lemonade" to add some flavor

person1: i hate my life
person2: lmaonade!

lmaonade by nate November 24, 2004

Ayyy Lmayonnaise 

A phrase that continues the word ayy lmao but adds mayonnaise to the end for some reason, it might sound stupid when you think about it but it gives you something to say when someone pulls out a jar of mayonnaise.

*pull's out jar of thick white substance*
;"Ayyy Lmayonnaise!"
"this isn't mayonnaise"
Then nobody says anything and you should probably leave

Ayyy Lmayonnaise by SadistFreakGuy August 28, 2016

Lmayonaise 

When u need to pee and poo at the same time because we’re just like that and u want to laugh at urself then u realise that it’s not normal to feel that way so u call the police and then the police come to ur house and break your door and yell FBI OPEN UP and u scream and fall into the toilet

Yesterday I lmayonaised

Lmayonaise by Wdlifgf March 1, 2019