lmam

Acronym for 'Leave Me A Message'. Commonly used in away messages for instant messenger clients.

Sample Aways Message: AFK BBL LMAM TTYL

by shyvyr May 17, 2006

lmamo

Laughing my ass magically off
Just like lmao, but with magic!

Person 1 tells a joke
Person 2: lmamo

by droplet739 January 25, 2015

lmlml

abbreviation "let me live my life," used to justify one's actions in response to a comment or act directed at a person in attempt to prohibit said person from making independent decisions or to interfere with a person's current circumstance. Generally jusifying an unwise decision.

"You really should try to study instead of going out the night before a big test"

"Just Lmlml!"

by mynameispeg August 25, 2009

lmamf

Some uber cool internet lingo. Lick My Asshole Mother Fucker

Lou: "Hey Gary, go buy me some food."
Gary: "Hey Lou, LMAMF!"

by skullyzero January 9, 2007

laml

Lol at my life.
Like FML, but when your life is so ridiculously crap you just can't help but laugh at it.

My boyfriend likes JLS, laml.

I got and F in chemistry, and I wanna be a doctor, laml.

A geeky guy asked me what my favourite animal was. I replied, "I like turtles." laml.

I thought I had a tampon lost in me, so I went to the hospital and got checked out, and there was nothing there. laml.

by Roobedoo August 8, 2011

Lamlad

A book that causes 80% of science student dropouts in Nigerian universities

Please don't buy Lamlad

by Anonymous jobex May 25, 2020

Lamleched

Consuming such a large amount of marijuana, that you mentally move beyond the threshold defined by the space-time continuum. It is at this point you are so high that you can pass between different realities.

At the bachelor party last night, I was so lamleched, that I passed out by 4:00 PM and had no idea whe the hell I was

by Reddy 39 May 21, 2022