Guy 1: I think she's a carpet muncher.
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
Guy 2: Well... I've heard (Girl 1) shaves, so technically is (Girl 2) a carpet muncher?
Guy 1: ...Well I guess that makes her a linoleum polisher!
by illEATurHARTout May 24, 2005
Get the linoleum polisher mug.N. Term for someone else’s children who scurry around, dart underfoot, and may give you the heebie-jeebies due to the unpredictable way they move like a lizard across a linoleum floor. May be applied to your own children depending on how you’ve raised them. See also, Rugrat.
Frank: “Geez, what was that thing that just ran between my legs?!”
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
Larry: “That was Jim’s little linoleum lizard. He just turned two.”
Child: HSSSSSSS!!
by killthespider June 2, 2011
Get the Linoleum Lizard mug.1. Doing something right the first time so it can be used for a long period of time.
2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.
3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
2. giving a member of the opisite sex such a great sexual experience that you can treat them like dirt for years.
3. lay it right the first time, and you can walk on it for years.
by frankfiredawg December 9, 2008
Get the Linoleum Factor mug.A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.
The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.
by IronNerf July 8, 2014
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Get the Linoleum, linoLeum, linoleuM mug.An important public service announcement projecting the affects of movie theater n'er do wells' actions. Originally written by Mastodon for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie for Theaters, it has gained much YouTube attention, and one day may be legally required to be played before every motion picture in any movie theater in America.
After watching the "Cut You Up With A Linoleum Knife" video, the young, rowdy teenagers shaped up before heading to the movie theater to watch "The Exorcist"
by BrutalMastodon August 21, 2010
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