Leftie
someone who writes with their left hand and has many disadvantages in everyday activities like using guitars, writing in pen without smudging and using can openers. Also known to be Jews.
Leftie by gueszmyname December 7, 2021
Leftie
someone who writes with their left hand and has many disadvantages in everyday activities like using guitars, writing in pen without smudging and using can openers. Also known to be Jews.
Leftie by gueszmyname December 7, 2021
Leftie Tears
Noun (Slang)
Definition: A specific and explicit slang term from urban language usage for the semen or ejaculate of a man who is biologically or out of pure habit a so-called "left-wearer". This means that he positions his primary sexual organ in his underwear preferably on the left side. The term uses the word "tears" as a humorous, visual metaphor for the escaping bodily fluid during orgasm and serves in circles of friends or chats as a direct, uncensored code for the load or the juice of such a man.
Synonyms: Left-wearer load, left-sided juice, blow-juice, cum, load, sack-nectar, breeder-shot, semen, bodily-fluid gold, leftist Tears
Definition: A specific and explicit slang term from urban language usage for the semen or ejaculate of a man who is biologically or out of pure habit a so-called "left-wearer". This means that he positions his primary sexual organ in his underwear preferably on the left side. The term uses the word "tears" as a humorous, visual metaphor for the escaping bodily fluid during orgasm and serves in circles of friends or chats as a direct, uncensored code for the load or the juice of such a man.
Synonyms: Left-wearer load, left-sided juice, blow-juice, cum, load, sack-nectar, breeder-shot, semen, bodily-fluid gold, leftist Tears
"Careful while drinking! Lest someone secretly stirs a load of leftie tears into your coffee."
"He specifically fetched his favorite mug to stylishly catch the freshly tapped left tears of his boyfriend."
"After the act, he chugged the entire mug full of leftie tears down in one go right in front of running cameras."
"He came with so much pressure that he distributed a huge portion of leftie tears across the entire pillow."
"Close your eyes, there is a load of leftie tears blasted directly into your face in a moment."
"After the intense quickie, a viscous layer of freshly produced leftie tears stuck inside his spit."
"She made it unmistakably clear to him that he is damn well supposed to swallow his leftie tears this time."
"He specifically fetched his favorite mug to stylishly catch the freshly tapped left tears of his boyfriend."
"After the act, he chugged the entire mug full of leftie tears down in one go right in front of running cameras."
"He came with so much pressure that he distributed a huge portion of leftie tears across the entire pillow."
"Close your eyes, there is a load of leftie tears blasted directly into your face in a moment."
"After the intense quickie, a viscous layer of freshly produced leftie tears stuck inside his spit."
"She made it unmistakably clear to him that he is damn well supposed to swallow his leftie tears this time."
Leftie Tears by TearsOnMyKeyboard October 12, 2026
hard leftie
A leftist or liberal especially a one whose bitter about the 2016 Election. Many Softist Liberals left the country and renounced their citizenship.
hard leftie by Type2GenomeManiac November 19, 2019
right leftie
I whent to the store with my friend. He didnt know how to get there. He did a right leftie on the way there.
right leftie by Aaron johnson muffinmankiller October 8, 2022
Urban Leftionary
Instances in which the Urban Dictionary is used for leftist, butthurt word definitions.
Most common shortly after elections have taken place and the republican candidate has won.
Most common shortly after elections have taken place and the republican candidate has won.
The electoral college have cast their votes for the 2016 elections and Donald J. Trump will officially be the 45th POTUS.
Person 1: "Haha, did you see they're talking about the Rectoral College now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I've seen the Urban Leftionary."
Person 1: "Haha, did you see they're talking about the Rectoral College now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I've seen the Urban Leftionary."
Urban Leftionary by Poncho112 January 19, 2017
Lefties
Left-handed people that are underrated.
Apparently die 8 or 9 years earlier than right-handed people.
Apparently die 8 or 9 years earlier than right-handed people.
Lefties by bitstripslang June 12, 2015
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