LMFG

Laughing My Fucking Gut; When you laugh so hard you shit yourself

person#1: What new spell did Harry Potter learn when he got rid of his sex addiction?

person#2: What?
person #1: The dry spell!
person#2: LMFG. Aw damnit, now I need a new pair of underwear.

by Dubiks January 11, 2019

Lmfgi

Let's mother fucking get it

Person1: think you can do it?
Person 2: nah fam but lmfgi

by Yerrrtr April 5, 2017

LDMF

Limp dick motherfucker.

Man, Ian is one LDMF. My mom said she has never been disappointed more.

by berealnowz February 20, 2015

lmfgao

Laughing my fucking giant ass off

Haha, thats too funny!
- I know right? LMFGAO!

by HannahBananah December 29, 2007

LMFGO

Laugh my fucking gooch off

carley- sharon has such a nice ass
ben- LMFGO

by supertubbs January 1, 2008

LMFG

Little Midget Fat Guy

Justin: Oi you lmfg get yo ass over here!
Jimbob: I'm not an lmfg!

by ChurroNoob July 19, 2017

lmfg

Checking out someones package, junk, crotch.

He totaly caught me lmfg-ing

by boo#1 December 27, 2011