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Louis Laurent

A guy who typically plays basketball and isn't great at it. They might make it seem like they are but they really aren't. They like to play video games usually on the Xbox. Louis Laurent's are known to be dark and from:
Africa

Haiti
Dominican Republic

or

Spain
Guy 1: holy shit! Is that Louis Laurent?
Guy 2: no, because he actually made the 3 pointer...

Louis Laurent's mom: here sweetie I got you a PlayStation 4!

Louis: fuck you mom i wanted a damn Xbox!!!!
by Ieatpeoplelikeyou4breakfast March 13, 2017
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Laurencio

A very sweet and nice guy. Is very funny and gets in trouble a lot. Has good relationships and make girls fall for him.
Laurencio your so funny.
by Ougvffhj October 8, 2018
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giada de laurentiis

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.
Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis
by clarence beeks December 9, 2008
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laurencing

When a group of people/person of little skill promotes themselves as being better than they actually are while shamelessly plugging for product sponsorship.
"That team is just laurencing! They really are no competition to you or I"

"Good job Laurencing I was tempted to buy that until you promoted it"
by iTrollcrappyppl October 13, 2014
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Laurening

To post absurdly large numbers of photos of seemingly quite mundane events. That is, to digitally chronicle every second of an evening.
Named after a certain person, to whom all this carnage can be attributed.
Originally from the french, Laurener - i photo without need
and before that the greek, Λαυ + ρεν (needless + record).

Past participle: Lauren'd
Neeraj: oh god my facebook minifeed is full of bloody photo albums and i just got tagged in 79 photos
Dom: YOU GOT LAUREN'D!!!
Neeraj: I am SICK of all this mothafuckin Laurening on this mothafuckin internet!
by BWATMAN May 16, 2010
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Laurenish

A term used to describe a unique person (usually female) that no one in that immediate group likes due to a collection of things:

1. Bullshit.
2. More bullshit.
3. The creation of false rumours.
4. False threats. eg. suicide
5. False accusations. eg. rape
6. Cyber harassment (usually text messages or IM conversations).
Tom: Oh hey man... my dad owns Jamaica. Also did you know Jack slept with a Giraffe. But yeah... I got raped by Nathan so i'm gonna go kill myself. Oh btw did you get my hate texts yesterday?

Barry: Dude.. dont be so laurenish.
by gibbingslfc March 7, 2010
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giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.
I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis
by god June 4, 2005
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