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lasso-dicking

Showing off in an attempt to attract/rein in members of the opposite sex.

Phrase comes from the Argentine Lake Duck's mating habit, it which he swings his obnoxiously lengthy penis as a sort of lasso to ensnare a female.
Oh here we go, Marcus is lasso-dicking again.

Someone tell that guy to cut the lasso-dickery, we're not interested.
by Leolizard October 12, 2009
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lasso nuts

Making fun of a man, particularly old, who may have long-ass nuts that touch the toilet water when they shit.
Hey Larry, your lasso nuts are hanging out of your pant leg.
by Nicothebear September 13, 2018
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Lasso the lizard

When a female aggressor takes charge in the bedroom while Sesame Street is on.

See also, lasso the chameleon.
Pat said Lichelle couldn’t wait to lasso the lizard.

1 lizard - ah ah ah - 2 lizard...
by Lizard1969 June 9, 2018
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Lasso baby

A child that is purposely conceived with the intention of roping in a man and prolonging an already doomed relationship. A woman who ropes a man into a relationship by intentionally getting pregnant.
Person A: OMG! Did you hear that Jen and Peter are having a baby.

Person B: yeah! It's totally a lasso baby.
by SloppySaturday September 24, 2016
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Lasso vagina

When a women’s hair falls out of her head and on to her labia and starts to form a hairball that wraps around the labia like a lasso and suffocates the labia
She came into the emergency room with a bad case of lasso vagina
by Blake Snyder October 1, 2019
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The lasso

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).
Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.
by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023
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Brown Lasso

(n.) This act must be performed carefully and tediously. It involves lifting up a toilet seat, pooping in a neat circle on the rim of the toilet, and then closing the toilet seat on top of the poop, creating an oreo-like shit cookie.
Guy 1: I walked into the bathroom earlier and could NOT find the source of the terrible smell
Guy 2: I know what it is. *Lifts up toilet seat to reveal poop.*
Guy 3: Someone's been brown lassoing the toilets in here repeatedly.
by Ankylosaurus February 25, 2010
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