Landing Strip

When you lay toilet paper down over the hole in the toilet, so the water dosnet spalsh your ass.

He laid a landing strip down so his ass wouldnt get wet.

by Neisheey June 20, 2011

Landing Strip

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Landing Strip is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which a vertical row of three is thickened by an adjacent row of two nestled in the gaps on one side of the center cup.

Known as the "3-2 Offset" in lamer circles

Alright, Zack, they're ahead, 5 cups to 2. It's time we called a Landing Strip.

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

Landing strip

Female's pubic hair styled in 1 inch thick rectangle, shaved either side, from vagina upwards.

In missionary position post shooting your load, in or out, a gentleman might request, "I'll just rest my todger on your convenient landing strip, if that is ok ma'am?"

by CheeseCrackers March 11, 2015

Landing strip

The patch of female pubic hair above the vagina in which the elongated sides point towards the vaginal cavity, signifying "this is where you land".

"Did you see that girls Landing Strip last night?"
"You couldn't miss it."

by IVEBEENJOELEDOHGODYES December 28, 2014

Landing strip

An unusual long strip between the ass and balls or vagina to ass. Used in junction with Airport.

I checked out her airport and the landing strip was clear.

by STDfree December 9, 2017

landing strip

See strip-of-bacon

A beautiful landing strip to guide me in.

by Anonymous November 2, 2002

Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

by Cay919 November 30, 2017