laiza

That one girl that seems to always be there. She's a great listener, but can't really give out advice. She's your best friend and you don't even know it. She's also pretty and loyal to all she meets, but don't get on her bad side... she can release a wrath worse than the great depression.

You've got to get yourself a Laiza. Very useful when you're in a blue mood.

by LesQueen December 21, 2016

got laid

having hot sweaty sex
Men tend to be happy after getting laid.

Raquel: I wonder why he was being so nice today in class
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time

by the man and the teacher February 25, 2009

Laid Up

To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.

We extended our checkout because we were laid up all morning.

by Lucas McKenzie August 1, 2010

David Laid

David Laid is a bodybuiding YouTuber who inspired millions of teenagers through his epic transformation and his sick aesthetics.

Joe: did you see David Laids transformation video? He’s so asthetic!

Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho

by JourMuum August 18, 2021

My Hen Laid A Haddock

An English phonetic version of "Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau", the national anthem of Wales, written by Swansea poet Nigel Jenkins.

My hen laid a haddock, one hand oiled a flea,
Glad farts and centurions threw dogs in the sea,
I could stew a hare here and brandish Dan's flan,
Don's ruddy bog's blocked up with sand.

(Cytgan - Chorus)

Dad! Dad! Why don't you oil Auntie Glad?
Can whores appear in beer bottle pies,
O butter the hens as they fly!

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Laid Train

A term used to describe how a male has vigorously pleasured a woman. Often used by the male’s friends to describe the sexual encounter performed on his “social female”. A metaphor using the word “train” to describe a male’s sex organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Not a passionate saying but an aggressive phrase depicting intense pelvic thrusting during sex. It is more acceptable for males to use as females would appear to be quite promiscuous.

Tall Bro: "To be perfectly honest with you bro, that girl isn't even that hot.... for real."

Short Bro: "What the F are you talking about bro? You ain't even laid train yet!!!"

Acceptable (Male)
William: Hey you lay train on that socail female that came over last night?

Lawrence: Train was laid my friend. Tracks and all.

Unacceptable (Female)
Roxy: Hey Lu, you look really beat.

Lu: Oh I know, I met this group of guys at the club last night. They laid train on me and I made them breakfast this morning. You try making 16 omlettes!!

by checkoutyourboy May 26, 2008

Laid out

getting beaten in a fight or getting bashed

This guy talked back to a cop and got laid out.

by Streetzorz May 13, 2005