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O.P.T.L.I.F.

A abbreviation for

Oh
Praise
The
Lord
It's
Friday
Worker 1: Hey guess what day it is... FRIDAY!

Worker 2: O.P.T.L.I.F. !!!
by saladlickerman January 21, 2010
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D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F

Do I look like I give two fucks?
Angie: Everyone hates me Sherry, it's not fair. People tease me for being ugly and awkward, I just hate my life.
Sherry: D.I.L.L.I.G.T.F.
by Philoctetes23 December 25, 2019
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M.I.L.F.I.T.M.

"Dude your sister's a m.i.l.f.i.t.m."
Milf hot mom chick slut
by ralphdog August 16, 2011
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i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t

i actually like you but i am not sure if you feel the same way about me tho
Hey I just wanted to tell you that i.a.l.y.b.i.a.n.s.i.y.f.t.s.w.a.m.t
by DancingUnicornSquad August 11, 2020
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L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"
John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.
by Jake Opp November 10, 2011
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T.F.I.G.L.

Brandon: How's it hangin?
Seth: Ok T.G.I.G.L.
Brnadon: Nice!
by Hey Bitch August 8, 2005
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F.I.L.T.H.

(1982)

George Michael is looking at a picture of Boy George.

"God damn, what a nice piece of F.I.L.T.H."
by Peter Eaton December 10, 2006
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