J.M.M.L.S.A

Jerk my musket like sexy african

please J.M.M.L.S.A daddy

by NutManHesus January 29, 2023

S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.

I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!

by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013

L.S.I-a-n.o.

An Acronym short for Lightning Serge Iblock-a-nother one. One of the many nicknames of Oklahoma City Thunder Power Forward, Serge Ibaka.

L.S.I-a-n.o. AKA Lightning Serge Iblock-a-nother One AKA Serge Ibaka just swatted that ball like a boss.

by uptown johnny December 28, 2012

F.M.L.S.W.A.D.

to be completely in all ways screwed and in trouble. NOOOOO hope. The act of failing miserably with no chance to make up for your actions. actual meaning for acronym is fuck my life sideways with a dildo.

ur mom walks in on u having sex ur life is over so this would be a "F.M.L.S.W.A.D."moment.

by fmlsawd man! July 27, 2010

L.I.S.A.

L = Logical
I = Intelligent
S = System
A = Administration

This individual only communicates through email, her existence is questionable, possibly a software system.

"Yo man can you run this by the L.I.S.A.?"
"I heard she's not even a real person"
"Swerve"

by TrapPharaohRogerBrown September 14, 2018

A P P L E S A U C E

90's word for Ridiculous

Person A : Hey I got an A+
Person B : A P P L E S A U C E

by error404-canfindname January 24, 2021

S.A.L.T.S

You know when people are texting and somebody says something funny you will probably text lol but the question is are you really laughing? no, you're not. so the next time you are about to text somebody text salts.

salt stands for Smiled a little then stopped.

Person A: I saw this person who was 40 watching Peppa pig

Person B: Salts

there for use s.a.l.t.s

by Fe4rless2.0 November 5, 2020