KRUMP

A term used by the orks in warhammer 40k to refer to killing an opponent

"ME AN DA BOYZ WEN AN KRUMPED SUM UMIES""

by Gummy34 April 27, 2021

Pulling a Koumpa

1. Getting a girl drunk enough to have sex with you.
2. Fail.
3. Puke on said girl while she is passed out.
4. Convince girl she threw up on both of you.
5. Watch her clean up your vomit.
6. Guilt girl into sex.
7. Win.

Where's Peter?

In the room with that girl.

Do you think he is pulling a Koumpa?

Probably. I don't think all that grunting is her...

by Vomit Comet February 20, 2011

J-Klump

J-Klump: Another word for saying BLOW JOB or BECKY.

Your mother came to my house last night and she wanted to give me J-Klump!

by Poop Face123 May 20, 2010

Alexandra Kump

Alexandra, is someone who can only be defined as a Goddess. She is flawless with her spicy personality. She is magnificent and can perform miracles with her inhumanly, Godly powers. Usually she will have dazzling accessories to go with her spiffy style, but can become very jealous of another girl very easy, sometimes of even boys. Alexandra is expensive and can be dramatic at times, but usually is her usual organic, zippy self. This girl loves boys, obsessed over BOTDF and is gorgeous while she does all of this. She is someone who is upfront with everything, so if someone is pissing her off, she will go straight up to them and deck them in the face. Alexandra is enchanting, usually found mesmerizing some boy with her irresistible charm and beauty. She hates to be alone, and can stay awake with a friend no matter what. This is why Alexandra is the best friend anyone could ever have, she is the silly to my billy. She is my Pretty Kitty. She is my Biffle fo sho.♥

P.s Unfortunately, Alexandra likes to act too crazy sometimes resulting in me having to watch out for her to keep her out of trouble.

Melissa: Hello Miss Alexandra Kump.
Alexandra: Hola, amiga.
Melissa: Have you had something to drink this afternoon?
Alexandra: Its five o’clock somewhere,

:)

by TwistedGlory July 20, 2010

Koumpounophilia

An affection and/or love of buttons. Those that have this usually enjoy collecting buttons, using them in crafts and projects and even identify with them in some manner.

More extreme cases lead to a sexual arousal at the sight or mention of them.

"Yeah, uhuh, sure. Hey, where did you get that shirt?"
"The department store across the street. Why?"
"Well, its just... so many buttons... buuuuuuuttooooons! GIVE ME THOSE BUTTONS! I MUST HAVE THEM!!!"
--Example of Koumpounophilia

by The Logical Fallacy December 18, 2015

Kwomphotated

When you are so beyond flabbergasted. Or to be beyond bamboozled.

*Expects to cry during a Disney movie*
Merk: i ... i ... i ... I'm kwomphotated. I didn't shed one single tear at all.

by pigoon January 18, 2020

krump

Krump is an acronym for Kingdom Radically Uplifted Mighty Praise. It is a dance form that was pioneered by Tight Eyez aka Ceasare Willis and Lil C along with a group of others namely Big Mijo, Slayer, and Hurricane. It is an aggressive, and spiritual form of dance with christian roots. Its movements include Chest Pops, Stomps, Armswings, Syncs, Puzzles, Bangs, and Kill-Offs. There are supposedly 3 Levels to krumping. Krump, Buckness, and Ampness. While some (clowns) mistakingly claim that Tommy the Clown created krumping this is not the case.

Dont try to krump you're just a server.

by BigSkills01 July 6, 2006