can koozie

fat on your stomach that is covering your 6 pack abs

that girl would have a rockin bod if it weren't or her can koozie

by can koozie queen August 23, 2012

koozie

A koozie is a neoprene or foam rubber material sleeve used predominently by rednecks to keep their crappy watered-down american beer cold.

It also doubles as a fashion accessory on which the redneck may display his/her favorite NASCAR driver, swimsuit model, brand of beer, brand of tobacco, or local blue collar business.

Paw: "Hey Maw, check out this Dale Jr. koozie that Bubba from the liquor store gave me." "It was supposed to come free with an 18 pack of Budweiser, but Bubba gave it to me anyhow even though I bought Keystone Light."

Maw: "Dang!" "You, kin use it when we go to the track on Saturday."

Paw: "Why wait til Saturday, when I kin use it right now?"

Maw: "Na, you should just used yer ol PBR koozie and save the Dale Jr. koozie fer special occasions like Bobby Sue's weddin' reception or Saturday at the track."

Paw: "Dang"! "I never thought of it that way".

by Ihcatorm June 21, 2009

kozielski

weasel

theres a kozielski under 95 shmazlet ave

by Fasrfcswegvccff May 31, 2022

40 koozie

A brown paper bag for a 40oz bottle of malt liquor

Liquor store clerk: Got some 40s?
Me: yeah, turning up tonight
Clerk: Cool let me get you some 40 Koozies

by Boozeman1026 December 8, 2016

Penis Koozie

A Penis Koozie refers to a woman who is used by a man for sex. Also slang for Vagina.

Did you see Devan's new penis koozie? She is smoking hot!

by Perpetual Excess August 28, 2009

KoozieFlu

The act of confining swine flu inside a beer koozie via cough and/or yawn. The ending result is then passed to a unsuspecting friend who then contracts koozieflu.

I just covered my cough with my koozie then gave it to Jim. I hope he doesn't get koozieflu.

by Beautoneous May 3, 2009

kyozie

Can be the name of a man or women, They can usually do both, cute and sexy.

wow look its kyozie

by henry779 November 21, 2021