klapperich

german shoe maker

alayna jane:)
you love me
and you know it
cuz im a klapperich
but the sad part is that it dies with me

by lay lay klapperich March 10, 2009

klapper

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

Klapperbitch

A modern day princess with both male and female genitalia, yet does not adhere to the social norms of one gender.

Is lady gaga a male or female?

It's just a klapperbitch.

by upchuck jones July 27, 2012

Klappers

Big, dangly testicles. Heavy hangers. Big ol’ ball sack.

He teabags me every night with this klappers. It’s like two tennis balls in a sock.

My uncle showed me his klappers.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

Krapper

A phrase used to describe an individual who is listening to Rap or Hip-Hop, likely with headphones, and starts rapping to it, to include hand motions but sounding 100 times worse than the original rapper who recorded the song.

Can be spelled "Crapper" and is synonmous with the excrement collection device by the same name.

"That dude thinks his rhymes are dope, but he ain't nothing but a Krapper"

by GableRoofer August 4, 2018

kapper omar

Kapper omar is a person who makes peoples bald.

Kapper omar has a golden scissors.

by kapperomarfan October 21, 2019

nick kappert

a super cool bro who gets all the ladies and gets laid at least 4 times a week....

man, did you hear about nick kappert?? he got laid last night.

by coolstorybro15 September 4, 2011