kurtle

A white male, usually named Kurt, with a turtle-like hump on his back and a heifer sized chip on his shoulder.

That guy is a total kurtle.

by AmyGayhart August 30, 2009

Kurpiewski

The ultimate human being; typically bearded

I wish we could replace all these mooneys with Kurpiewskis.

by Polish Wisdom December 2, 2011

Kurtle

A type of internet creature that has body parts of both a turtle and a koala. Often found in the depths of ancient image hosters, and long forgotten webservers.

"Hey man, check out this Kurtle I found on Tinypic!"

by JohnKurtle October 2, 2014

kurplunkle

the act of vomiting on ones bare ass and then having them fart in your mouth, usually causing you to vomit again thus repeating the process until you can stomach vomit-farts to the mouth.

Man, im never going to that dominatrix again, all we did was kurplunkle till i stopped puking.

by grody666 January 12, 2012

Michigan Kurplunk

When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.

Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."

by Filthy Beast February 21, 2008

kurplop

a noise that you make when you take a dump and your poop hits the water

when your sittin on the toilet and it makes that nois "kurplop"

by harley duerr November 2, 2005

Kurplunk

When a group of amigos are trying to think of a drinking game to play, but then the guy with no top lip goes “let’s play a crisp tasting game”, and everyone snarls, until big nose pops up and say “let’s go bowling”, but speech impediment top lip face gets angry and says “we’ve done bowling loads, am I wight?”. Then that guy with the massive head that looks like a water jug balanced on top of a large stick insect says “sheriosully ladsh, letsh all shit down and relaxsh”, but then bit big teeth chimp man stands up, pulls his trousers down and says “ I know, let’s play kurplunk!”.

I can’t wait to kurplunk you later

by Amigo central February 7, 2018