Brownie Tunneling

The act of using human feces for lubrication for vaginal sex.

Bob: So, did you get some ass last night?
Tom: Oh God yeah, the chick even let me brownie tunnel her!
Bob: Holy shit! Nice dude!

Sam: So do ya think we have time for some brownie tunneling?
prostitute: well.. If you insist. Make sure you pull out though..

by Noah Hizzle May 6, 2008

cunnelinguist

Just like a violinist cunnelinguist is a perfectionist in his art. The art of orally stimulating the female clitoris until she orgasms all over their face. They take pride in their work and in fact very good at it as they are able to maintain long relationships to the ones they orally please. Long tongues are a huge bonus but sometimes the smaller tongue that works harder is just as fine. It's all about the technique. The best one of course being the car wash, in which one uses a ton of saliva to perform different acts of a sequence of movements with their tongue as would a car wash.

Becky: Carrie you know that guy I hooked up with last night.
Carrie: Of course I do with all my heart
Becky: Well it turns out he was a cunnelinguist, small dick he had but he sure made up for it by being orally stimulating. Thumbs up to him in the mouth department.

by kitten with a smile November 22, 2013

the kneeling rabbi

When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.

Prepare yourself, for I am about to give you the kneeling rabbi!

by Big Yetti April 25, 2011

kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.

I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.

by Jake March 23, 2004

kinnering

Kinnering is a describing word for just about anything. It can be used in any context, in any situation and for anything.

Are you guys kinnering over there?
I'm feeling pretty kinnering.
Mate, you look kinnering!
Wow, that hat is totally kinnering.
I feel like.. kinnering.
I miss you, you're kinnering!

by Anna-Rose April 29, 2008

bus tunneling

a great game in which all of the people on a school bus put their backpacks in the center aisle to hide the floor (the surveilance camera can now not see the floor completely), and a person tries to get from one end of the bus to the other underneath the seats (or really any distance).
this activity can get you slammed with fines, juvy, or at least bus expulsion; only to be played under the lack of supervision of a substitute bus driver.only play when people who you know are above you, because people you do not know may try to kick you(it would suck nad you might get stuck)
i have personally played it and it's awesome.

guy1: hey, JC just went bus tunneling and got kicked by Ben!
guy2: what a dick, we gotta kill 'im!
Ben: it wasn't me, man, that dude did it!!
JC: let's get that dude!!!

by Irving Scott September 24, 2005

kneeling assistant

Usually an assistant whose tasks include kneeling under her/his boss' table while he is having a phone call or smoking a cigar.

Al:"You know Fredo? The project is taking away most of my energies. I am so stressed. I would like to relax with a cigar and a hot kneeling assistant".

Fredo:"Keep on dreaming, pal!".

by hotbabyface January 14, 2011