by *...Nukin...* October 3, 2007
Get the Kung Powmug. One of the best parodies of classic martial arts movies ever made. Once you start watching, you won't stop laughing. Guaranteed. I sure hope for a sequel or two to this.
I rented Kung Pow for the third time and still my sides hurt from laughing at the bloopers, jokes, and the hilariously horrible voice acting.
by AYB July 16, 2003
Get the Kung Powmug. Best fucking movie ever. I laughed my ass off so hard I had to watch it again just to follow the script.
Ling: You will never get away with your evil schemes, Sally. Ooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!
Master Pain: Oh yes I will, because I am evil, therefore I will win. Nyaahahaa*cough cough*hahaaaaa! Oh and you're supposed to call me Betty, not Sally.
Ling: Ooweeooweeooweeooweeeee!
Master Pain: Nyaahahaahahaahahaaaaa!
Ling: OOWEEOOWEEOOWEEOOWEE*snort*OOWEEEEEE!
Master Pain: NYAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAAHAHAAAAA!
by Kung Fu movies rock July 22, 2003
Get the Kung Powmug. greatest damn movie ever made, way too funny, makes me want to cry from laughing to hard. it just amazes me
"This is CNN...cnn...c...n...nnnn.."
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"
"if youve got an ass ill kick it"
"and who do u rule, the large dark nipple people?"
by Urban Dictionary June 2, 2003
Get the Kung Powmug. One of my all-time favorite movies. Includes such great lines as "I am a great magician. Your clothes are red!"
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!
and "You go that way. I'll go home." And, by the way, for all you Kung Pow fanatics out there (people like me), I have heard that there is a sequel due out in February. I can't wait!
by the ladies man December 8, 2003
Get the kung powmug. The best parody movie EVAR.
The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR
I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
The best ventriliquists in a movie EVAR
I'm watching it right now. Anyone who says it sucks is retarded.
"You go that way, I'll go home"
"I've CHOSEN the large tub"
"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"
" I swing a bit more"
"I swing a bit less"
"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"
"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
"I've CHOSEN the large tub"
"What time is it?".. "Hammer time!"
" I swing a bit more"
"I swing a bit less"
"Beware his song about big butts, he beats you up while he plays it"
"nnnyyyyaaahhhh, tiger, tiger tiger. Bird. Birdie nyaah, birdie"
by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Get the kung powmug. One of my favorite movies. The plot is simple, The Chosen One wants to avenge his family so he tries to defeat Evil Betty/Master Pain with the help of Ling, Master Tang, Whoa, Mu-Shu Fasa, and a little from Master Doe. Some people say this movie is stupid, that's the whole reason why I found it so funny.
Master Tang: (who is dying) Chosen one, do I look alright.
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!
Chosen One: Yeah... sure.
Master Tang: On a scale of one to ten?
Chosen One: Hmmm, one.
Master Tang: Listen, and listen well. I really like the band N-Sync. My favorite member is Harpo. I think there's a Harpo. If not there should be. I will write their next hit, maybe 'A boom-boom chiky chiky boom-boom a boom-boom chiky chaka chaka cho cho' By the way, you must beware of Betty's iron claw. They are sharp, and they hurt. And beware his song about big butts, he beats up while he plays it!
by You think you're hot shit but you're really just cold diarrhea! August 29, 2005
Get the kung powmug.