Kumquat

Someone who often makes simple mistakes or misunderstands simple instructions.

No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument ya kumquat.

by Skycralo June 28, 2019

Kumquat

older woman who preys on younger men, mutlicolored orange hai.
Normally has their boyfriend superwhipped when they can't hangout with their friends especially that are girls

She's being such a kumquat, he can't hang out with anyone

by popcorn12345678910 May 27, 2010

Kumquat

To have sexual intercourse hard.

You wanna kumquat?
Last night I kumquaated amazingly with this chick.

by Loeriche April 8, 2011

Kumquat

A kumquat is broken down into two syllables, kum-quat.

Kum- referring to a spill or accident.
Quat-referring to a duck quack, loud,

obnoxious sound.

SO BASICALLY:

A loud stain!

e.g.
Him- something wrong?
Her- oh, fuck it. .. That kumquat just showed up. Again.

e.g.
Him- something wrong?
Her- oh, fuck it... That kumquat just showed up again.

by Working2Be1 August 3, 2016

kumquat

a young individual who goes through life constantly disappointing people with his/her infinite failures

That stupid kumquat just managed to fail at blowing his nose! How does that happen?!

by paybay July 8, 2012

kumquatting

The act of dressing up to go out and meet african american males in an effort to establish a physical relationship. Named after the similarity to a male testicle.

Person 1: "Look at that skank, what she doin'?
Person 2: "Oh, she kumquatting tonight"
Person 1: "Look out Kanye"

by VirginiaSalope September 6, 2010

kumquat

one wicked sweet fruit. although it's actually kind of bitter.

Should I have eaten the kumquat with or without the skin on?

by Ava and Lauren May 19, 2006