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Kumon

A gas chamber for kids. They start of easy and good and end up as shit you need to do every hour of the day.

Its like you have exams and they make you do stuff that is not even in the damn syllabus.
Random kid ,"Looks like i have some free time for about five minutes a day"
Kumon said,"No"
by Random guy that died February 9, 2021
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Kumon

A soul-sucking, mentally exhausting after- school program where dyslexic kids are held captive, and given packet after packet of additional schoolwork to complete. Doubling or in some cases tripling their homework load. Kids who have to endure the hell that is Kumon are more prone to academic burnout, lack of sleep, and failing grades. Most of these kids will grow to despise academia and all of its worthless endeavors. Please never send your children to Kumon. All kids deserve to have a happy childhood.
Kumon is an after school program that is poison for both the mind and the soul.
by Momo97 March 28, 2023
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Kumon

It is an interment camp to smart people mostly kids with parents who push them to do stuff way to early or people who are failing school. Some Kumons have a day where you get to use all the “Kumon Money” you gained to purchase trinkets that cost $5 in real life wether as in Kumon they are worth your free time and soul.
Person A: “Dude get on we playing COD”
Person B: “Can’t, I have Kumon”
Person A: “You motherfucker
by KumonBoy69 April 16, 2021
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Kumon

Kumon is a place parents use to TORTURE their kids. The instructors are not certified teachers, and they give WAY TO MUCH homework. Kids cry and have mental problems after going to Kumon(aka "hell"), they lose friends due to not being able to hangout! KUMON IS EVIL!!!! There is too much HOMEWORK. ON TOP OF SCHOOL WORK THAT IS WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO MUCH. IF YOUR PARENTS MENTION KUMON RUN AWAY AS FAR AS YOUR LEGS CAN TAKE YA.
Mom: Hi honey, I need to take you to Kumon!

Kid: NO!!!
Mom: Lets go.
After Kumon*
Mom: *hands kid homework*
Kid: HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS MUCH HOMEWORK
Mom: Slaps child*
by MissKnowItALLGirl October 31, 2022
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Kumon

Math Tutoring program that firther enhances the already super intelectual asian mind. Everybody must learn soem Kumon.
I learn Kumon so one day I will rule the worl
by Anon Y. Mous March 18, 2004
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Kumon

Friend: I want to go to Kumon
Me: You'll need these
*Throws glasses*
by lmaowhyamihere112223344 March 4, 2021
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kumon

The most horrible thing that has ever existed. That one thing that ruins your social life FOREVER. Also another way for parents to torture their kids without any physical abuse. Kids who have not yet enrolled in Kumon, if anybody even mentions it to you, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND NEVER TURN BACK.
Mother: *On the phone* Yeah, I'm thinking of sending him/her to Kumon, their grades aren't very good...

Kid: *Overhears* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Runs as far as their legs can take them*
by The Adorkable One October 18, 2013
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