Kristopher

The type of guy you met one night and never forget. One who is willing to stay up until 2 in the morning with you by his side. The kind of man who you fall for, despite his flaws. Thinkin' to yourself how damn fine that stud is. He's athletic and charming but not into commitment. Leaving you dreaming, if only...

You see those guys playing ping pong... Kristopher is totally gonna win.

Whose that playing piano? Kristopher duh... he's the best at practically everything.

by celestial143 May 25, 2014

Kristopher

The best person in the whole world! Even better than Dominic!

His name is kristopher.

by My Device May 28, 2018

Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
He always finds a solution for everything and if he can't find it you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and, if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Not loving Kristopher should be illegal..

Only if your first name starts with "E"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Kristopher

one with kindness in their heart", "a gentle soul", and "one who is dearly loved" & "one with many piercings.

"Kristopher is so sweet"!;
"Forget that look at all of those piercings"!

by Afton Runner July 6, 2010

Kristopher

An ugli who runs weird.

Tall and gross.
Thinks he's an assassin

Weeb. Likes Asuna.
Kristy af.
Wears hoodie.
Creep

Max: "Did you see Kristopher today?"
Amy: "Yeah he's so Krusty"
Tareq: "bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Gaynessisfun November 1, 2017

Khrystopher

It’s not fully Khrystopher’s fault he embraces the typical mean boy personality. He often walks around the school as if it belongs to him, and he won't hesitate to contest anyone who believes differently, thriving off the fear and intimidation he traffics in from his fellow classmates. Khrystopher’s more notable personality traits typically consist of him being shallow, vain, and conceited. Not to mention he is unquestionably self-absorbed. Khrystopher tries to be kind at times, though most of the time, when he is kind, he uses his kindness to use people to his advantage. He also loves dark clothing. He has a punk rock catalog in his music, like most rebels do. He tends to be manipulative when he really wants something.

“Oh my god is that Khrystopher? Stay away from him.”

by ChocolateWithNutss February 17, 2019

Kristopher

The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.

Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"

by The Ultimate Tracy January 26, 2017