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1.) the coolest most sicknasty human being ever to walk the planet. Kristinphers are made up of three parts (love for Jesus, love for family, and love for friends) and a few other awesome materials such as a crazy sense of humor, and hormones it can't control. You never see a Kristinpher in the wild without a Raygun.

2.) EPIC WIN
Kristinpher rocks the freaking world on a pretty consistant basis.
by ray-gun January 11, 2009
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