Krunt

Basically, it's a pink sock cherry-cheesecake all on top of a blumpkin. Here's the deal: you are taking a humongous, growling shit while a girl is sitting on your boner. You grunt, "I'M ABOUT TO JIZZM" and punch her in the back as she stands up, causing her to clench her sphincter around your loverod. This causes anal prolapse, which is fancy talk for her guts hanging out of her butt. Even though she's in immense pain, you make her finish you off with a BJ. After you finish on her face, you deliver a falcon punch to the dome. This will cause blood to spew and mix with your man-juice.

Nothing is worse than the holocaust. Well, maybe a Krunt.

by dr_dack_slap May 27, 2010

Krunt

A nasty,drunken,heartless,cruel,evil bitch with a dry,crusty hole. Full of hate, yet completely empty and void at the same time.

Rita is a real Krunt. It's no wonder Bob cheats on her with sleazy whores from the valley.

by BurnInHell March 25, 2009

krunt

the small strip of skin where your gooch or taint connnects to your ballsack and sometimes chafes

oh man me and kory were playin halo and it took us like 2 hours to completely stick each other in the krunt

by carrie underkrunt August 19, 2008

Krunt

The Skrap Metal band that founded the genre. www.krunt.tk

Krunt got their demo, out, check out krunts site www.krunt.tk

by krunt January 10, 2004

Krunt

The are between the nose and the beginning of the upper lip.

Alex walked up to Dana and said you have such a dirty Krunt that you look like Hitler

by vandervlugt December 17, 2008

Krunt

It’s internet slang from a random discord server for somethings that’s burnt

person 1: “yo rate my toast”
person 2: “that krunt af”

by _mika_ February 25, 2021

Krunted

It means that you are in so much trouble

You are so krunted because you broke my vase

by Héctor barbosa April 29, 2020