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Krunt is a nickname for the celebrity couple Emily Blunt and John Krasinski.
Mentioned by John in their video for Omaze.
Krunt is relationship goals, they’re so cute together.
by Liz447 May 31, 2018
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The little bits vagina that peer out the sides of a way to skimpy thong.
Oh my god! When she bent over I think I saw some krunt!
by Kid8088 May 19, 2008
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short for crusty-cunt
you could'nt pay me to stick it in that krunt
by wearegolem August 27, 2003
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A combination of the terms krump and turnt, which refers to a condition of partying beyond dancing and drinking. A state of krunt-ness implies not only the act of partying intensely but also an attitude of disproportionate pleasure at the mere idea of substituting partying for caring.
Do you have homework tonight? Yea, but let's just get krunt instead.
by rywren May 11, 2014
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Yo, I was eating this girl out last night and woke up this morning with krunt all over my beard.
by c $ May 03, 2003
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This is a combination between a 'crusty' or old person, and the word 'cunt'. Used to show a dislike for old people, specifically those who demand a seat on a bus.
"look at that fucking old krunt over there"
by Nivea May 19, 2007
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Basically, it's a pink sock cherry-cheesecake all on top of a blumpkin. Here's the deal: you are taking a humongous, growling shit while a girl is sitting on your boner. You grunt, "I'M ABOUT TO JIZZM" and punch her in the back as she stands up, causing her to clench her sphincter around your loverod. This causes anal prolapse, which is fancy talk for her guts hanging out of her butt. Even though she's in immense pain, you make her finish you off with a BJ. After you finish on her face, you deliver a falcon punch to the dome. This will cause blood to spew and mix with your man-juice.
Nothing is worse than the holocaust. Well, maybe a Krunt.
by dr_dack_slap May 27, 2010
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