Kristopher

The type of guy you met one night and never forget. One who is willing to stay up until 2 in the morning with you by his side. The kind of man who you fall for, despite his flaws. Thinkin' to yourself how damn fine that stud is. He's athletic and charming but not into commitment. Leaving you dreaming, if only...

You see those guys playing ping pong... Kristopher is totally gonna win.

Whose that playing piano? Kristopher duh... he's the best at practically everything.

by celestial143 May 25, 2014

Kristopher

The best person in the whole world! Even better than Dominic!

His name is kristopher.

by My Device May 28, 2018

Kristopher

Kristopher is the best thing that could ever happen to you, he's honest, he's trustworthy, loving and chivalrous not to mention he's outrageously sexy and hot.
He always finds a solution for everything and if he can't find it you can just hug him until the storm passes because his hugs are addictive !!
He always loves and protects his family and, if he considers you part of his family you are the luckiest person in the universe.

Not loving Kristopher should be illegal..

Only if your first name starts with "E"

by anonymous November 23, 2021

kristinker

a very beautiful, smart, and fun girl. came from the words Kristine Ann Shinn

Kristinker is my great girlfriend.

by rydell (retard) January 8, 2005

Kristopher

one with kindness in their heart", "a gentle soul", and "one who is dearly loved" & "one with many piercings.

"Kristopher is so sweet"!;
"Forget that look at all of those piercings"!

by Afton Runner July 6, 2010

Kristopher

An ugli who runs weird.

Tall and gross.
Thinks he's an assassin

Weeb. Likes Asuna.
Kristy af.
Wears hoodie.
Creep

Max: "Did you see Kristopher today?"
Amy: "Yeah he's so Krusty"
Tareq: "bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by Gaynessisfun November 1, 2017

Kristopher

The guy you thought was sweet and kind...but turned into Hitler! He's the type of guy who cares nothing about anyone, including his own children. He likes to make children and women cry. He will actually smile while he does it. He has no regard for anyone but himself. Selfish ass bitch.

Gina -"I'd love someone to come into my life and completely ruin it!"
Sara- "Then you need, a Kristopher!"

by The Ultimate Tracy January 26, 2017