The reintardnated son of a drunk christian. Looks and intelligence of a tree stump. Walks with a lisp. Awake hours consist of farting, snorting, grunting and smelling underarm hair. Usually found passed out nude around camp fires.
by Smashed crab March 10, 2017
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"Yo, I think I just got to third base."
"No shit, you got Kristinitis all over your face! Someone needs to get you a washcloth"
"No shit, you got Kristinitis all over your face! Someone needs to get you a washcloth"
by Dynomike54 January 22, 2009
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Kristilin is the most wonderful girl on the planet. She is adventurous, wanting to learn and travel. She's very bright and plans for the future. Always there for you when you need someone and won't give up on you for dumb reasons. Don't even get me started on how gorgeous she is or how she'll always have the guys wanting her but she's loyal and trustworthy enough to only be down for one guy. If you're lucky enough to meet her, keep her.
John:dannng. There's no way that isn't Kristilin.
by BallerCentral2k17 December 20, 2016
Get the Kristilin mug.Kristiansund is a town in Norway. It is on the coast of "Møre og Romsdal".
In this city you can find all kinds of people. From drug dealers too adolts who wear the same clothes as a five year old.
And this is a fishing town. The people who lived here before, lived on the fish.
Kristiansund has the most drug addicts in Norway if you compare the number of addicts to the citizens of the town.
This city is also the worst city in norway, accoring to social studies.
In this city you can find all kinds of people. From drug dealers too adolts who wear the same clothes as a five year old.
And this is a fishing town. The people who lived here before, lived on the fish.
Kristiansund has the most drug addicts in Norway if you compare the number of addicts to the citizens of the town.
This city is also the worst city in norway, accoring to social studies.
- wow... garbag, birds, fish, drug drealers on the street and a 40 year old who thik she's five.. I must be in Kristiansund!
by møøø May 28, 2011
Get the Kristiansund mug.Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
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Get the kristiansexual mug.A gamer-programmer type of girl whom guys can't avoid to be in love with! She is kind and her heart is soft for everyone until she gets annoyed then that's the time she'll get to be real with you and she'll hit you hard back with her words because she gets to be straightforwars with you. So be careful! Nevertheless, she cares so much that she gives so much of her time for you. She's flirty but don't fall! She's never easy to get.
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