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kristiansund parkering

Kristiansund parkering is the only company in norway that manages and goes in the red. they have 5 employees walking around thinking about burger king and sausage. in order to be employed as a parking guard, you must have been thrown out of the police academy and imprisoned at least 3 times. If you have been drunk, it is a plus.
by Kripos August 1, 2021
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kristiansexual

kristiansexual is .. your horny for kristian
Kristal: i'm kristiansexual for kristian hes too hot!!!
by zhuos January 29, 2021
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Karl Kristiann

Karl Kristian Braaten is a awsome guy with mirco-pennis disfunction. he is awsome and he loves to play vidoe games in his spare time. he also loves a girl in his class who used to be a guy.
Karl Kristian has a favorite youtuber which is HaakonPlayer77!
Karl is also known to have pennis-ecret disfunction!
he is aslo a big fan of big submasive woman in their 60`s!

karl is generly a nice guy
Karl Kristiann is awsome! with his mirco slong he can do anything!
by JayDogMadFresh April 21, 2022
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kristiane

Kristiane is a Slovenia gay which means eating drek. She eats Jozicas and Zigas ugly drek. She is the most ugly person on earth and she smells like fish pussy.
She eats so much drek that Majdic and Kristiane are together.
by Domen Majdic November 8, 2013
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kristensen

bitch. all to say. Only definition.
Person 1: Oh no, its the kristensen
Kristensten: Hey! I hate everyone who aren't boys and I'm rich!
by shitkunt/kristensen h8ter June 12, 2016
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Tobias Kristjansen

It is a really sexy man and he has a Huge dick
wow are you tobias kristjansen

yeah how did you know

you have a huge dick and you are so sexy
by mads grosen November 8, 2018
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Kristiane

Kristiane is basic af
by Alebor19 January 10, 2019
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