Kristas

an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. Often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. Either way, her eyes are always shining.

She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.

A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.

While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.

A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.

Buffy pomeranian cat quirky mom Kristas

by MommyKristine February 4, 2010

Kristasatryan

A person who doesn't know how great she is. Usually lives in a rich part of a city: newyork, Alexandria, mclean... Around the age of 10-15. easily makes and loses friends. May look happy on the outside but can be a dark hole on the inside. Very smart and is very advanced in academics. Everyone knows who she is. Plays sports and is muscular.

Wow who is that person!
Thats Kristasatryan

by China gurl July 13, 2017

Kristapus

A Human male who enjoys the sexual interaction of other men However isn't or at least claims not to be Homosexual

Person1: Man I really love big black hot steamy men

Person 2: Shut your fucking mouth you dirty homo
Person 1: I'm not gay I'm Kristapus

by Greg 4rd of little arseington November 15, 2021

Kristapher

Kris-Tap-Her
A sexual reference that some one uses to say have sex with another girl when the guys name is kris
Tap as in fuck
So kris tap her
Kristapher

Kris: shit man she's hot
Guy1: Kristapher
Kris: dude i think i just might
Guy1: hell yeah man

by KAA.kaa.KAA November 21, 2010

Kristaps Porzingis

A nickname for cheap Eastern European prostitutes who turn out much better than expected. Named after New York Knicks & Latvian basketball player Kristaps Porzingis , a cheap foreign import in the NBA Draft

Ben : How was your Eastern European Prostitute last night matt?
Lewis : Top quality , she was a true Kristaps Porzingis

by Fchwpo November 13, 2017

Dirty Kristaps

When someone leaves a cum stain in the school bathroom.

Hey did you see the dirty kristaps?

by MarcoMcBeany September 7, 2021

Kristaps

someone much better, handsome, smarter then you.

Be like a kristaps.

"Hey, Your so dumb, ugly and stupid."-emmmar "Okay cool." -Kristaps

by Emmar August 3, 2023