A name for those among us who possess certain powers of awesomeness, beauty, and general badassness.
Mike: Dude, did you hear about that new girl in town?
David: Yeah man, she's a Kringen. Watch yourself.
David: Yeah man, she's a Kringen. Watch yourself.
by Curtis Lockforth April 30, 2013
Get the kringen mug.the act of acciently ramming your face into a strangers genital area, usually carried out by children and midgets because the lack of height that situates face conviently level with groinal area
1.)when you were 5 years old and your dad bought you a brand new bike from cycle king and you span around with excitement went to hug your dad but grabbed the employee and cycle-kinged him whilst nuzzling his nuts
2.)when a child runs around not looking where they are going you are liable to be cycle-kinged
2.)when a child runs around not looking where they are going you are liable to be cycle-kinged
by dierdre January 11, 2009
Get the Cycle-Kinged mug.The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.
by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011
Get the Larry Kinged mug.To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.
Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013
Get the Kranged mug.person one: oh crap I just placed a bedrock in the middle of a bunch of people
person two: oh no I hope you don't get kinged
person one: *gets kinged*
person two: oh no I hope you don't get kinged
person one: *gets kinged*
by MintScoop May 30, 2020
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Cringe with a K is for everything related to K-pop and cringe. There is a lot. Aegyo + fake attitude equals a perfect kringness.
When Hwasa refused to do aegyo she really said fuck to kringness
I watch Kpop second hand embrassement videos a lot, it's so kringe.
I watch Kpop second hand embrassement videos a lot, it's so kringe.
by manobal but read it manoban December 22, 2021
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